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Milt Harris

Milt spent thirty years as a sales and operations manager for an international manufacturing company. He is also a four-time published author on a variety of subjects. Now, he spends most of his time researching and writing about conservative politics and liberal folly.

Most Recent Articles by Milt Harris:

THE LEFT HAS FINALLY SOLVED CLIMATE CHANGE, MATE WITH SHORT PEOPLE

THE LEFT HAS FINALLY SOLVED CLIMATE CHANGE, MATE WITH SHORT PEOPLEIn 1977, Randy Newman an American songwriter, composer and pianist known for his southern accent and satirical lyrics wrote a popular song titled, “Short People” The song was obvious satire as anyone who has ever heard it can attest to. Here is a sample of the first verse.
Short people got no reason 
Short people got no reason
 Short people got no reason
 To live
- Wednesday, January 4, 2023

KATHY HOCHUL TO REPUBLICANS GET OUT! … NO, NO WAIT … COME BACK!

Back in August Kathy Hochul was talking brashly out of the left side of her mouth, telling Republican Lee Zeldin specifically and all Republicans generally to: Jump on the bus and head down to Florida where you belong, OK? You are not New Yorkers
“Jump on the bus and head down to Florida where you belong, OK? You are not New Yorkers.”
Unfortunately for Hochul, people didn’t need or want her permission to leave. They were already doing so in droves and in many cases taking their businesses with them.
- Wednesday, January 4, 2023

GHOULISH GARDNERS REJOICE! HUMAN COMPOSTING IS NOW A THING

GHOULISH GARDNERS REJOICE! HUMAN COMPOSTING IS NOW A THINGThis past Saturday, New Years Eve, Kathy Hochul, the Democratic governor of New York, signed a bill that allows human composting. Who needs fertilizer or mulch when you can use Uncle Fred or Cousin Ralph, right? What surprised me was that New York was the sixth state to legalize turning over your garden with what used to be people.
- Tuesday, January 3, 2023

If Your New Year's Resolution Is To Exercise, Time Magazine Says You're a White Supremacist

Time Magazine Says You're a White SupremacistIf one of your resolutions was to get into better shape and improve your overall health by setting up a regiment of exercise, a woke leftist lunatic says you’re a racist and Time Magazine gave her the platform to do it. This is a case of dual lunacy. Natalia Mehlman Petrzela, who has written other books about “white privilege”, and supports such fallacies as Black lives Matter and Defund the Police, has decided to once again openly display her ignorance. This time though, she had some help. Time Magazine interviewed Petrzela about her new book and apparently the interviewer wasn’t insightful enough to see that her outrageously idiotic claims were only made in order to promote her absurd drivel.
- Monday, January 2, 2023

Electric Substations Under Attack in America

Electric Substations Under Attack in AmericaIn November, five electric substations were attacked in the Pacific Northwest. In mid-November two substations in Cowlitz County, Washington were vandalized. On Thanksgiving morning a substation in Clackamas County, Oregon was damaged, and then two more were attacked in the Puget Sound area later in the month. Electric substations are definitely an Achilles heel for the U.S.
- Wednesday, December 28, 2022

A WOKE MARINE CORP IS NOT A READY MARINE CORP

A WOKE MARINE CORP IS NOT A READY MARINE CORPJust like schools in today's world are preoccupied with grooming children instead of teaching them, the government is choosing to waste money and weaken our military in a similar fashion. Money is no object to the government because it's yours. They recently spent two million dollars on a 738-page study which examined gender integrated training for recruits. The study claims that certain changes would make both genders feel more comfortable when they were addressed by their peers.
- Tuesday, December 27, 2022

STANFORD PUTS THE 'S' IN STUPIDITY--RICHMOND MAYOR SAYS "HOLD MY BEER"

STANFORD PUTS THE 'S' IN STUPIDITY--RICHMOND MAYOR SAYS 'HOLD MY BEER'Just in time for the holidays, Stanford gave parents another reason to consider locking your young adults up when they come home for Christmas Break. Stanford is the perfect example of why liberal colleges churn out thin skinned, snowflakes, that believe spending their lives being perpetually offended is living a fulfilled life. In May, the school released  a list of words that should be eliminated on campus. The list titled "The Elimination of Harmful Language Initiative" claims that the words are considered to be either racist, violent, or biased.
- Thursday, December 22, 2022

GOOGLE SUCKS THE SOUL AND WATER OUT OF MEGADROUGHT AREAS

GOOGLE SUCKS THE SOUL AND WATER OUT OF MEGADROUGHT AREASGoogle wants you to think that they care about the environment. Like Pete Buttigieg, who thinks that you should either buy a $65,000-dollar electric car or ride public transportation. All the while, he is flying on taxpayer funded private jets. Well, while Oregon and the entire western U.S. has been suffering through the worst megadrought on record, Google demanded that it needed more water to cool its data centers. They also decided that the amount of water that they extracted was none of the affected area’s business.
- Sunday, December 18, 2022

TRANSGENDER DEMOCRAT McCONNELL THINKS VOTERS ARE AN INCONVENIENCE

TRANSGENDER DEMOCRAT McCONNELL THINKS VOTERS ARE AN INCONVENIENCEThere are a lot of do-nothing politicians in American government today, but RINO/Transgender Democrat Mitch McConnell, is the poster child for lethargy. McConnell is so pathetic that not only is he never proactive, but even reacting seems to be beyond him at this point. McConnell, who apparently has no mirrors in his house that would allow him to take a good look at himself, blamed Trump for the midterm results.
- Friday, December 16, 2022

WHO IS REALLY BEHIND THE PROPOSED ECTOLIFE ARTIFICIAL WOMB FACILITY AND GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BABIES?

WHO IS REALLY BEHIND THE PROPOSED ECTOLIFE ARTIFICIAL WOMB FACILITY AND GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BABIES?This is one of those alarming futuristic stories that will send chills down your spine because it is seriously being discussed as a possible reality now. It’s filled with intrigue, dark shadows, and many questions. This past Friday a German, Hashem Al-Ghaili announced a new concept of giving birth. The world’s first artificial womb facility called EctoLife. Al-Ghaili’s resume states that that he is a molecular biotechnologist, science communicator, director, and producer. He is best known for his infographics and videos about scientific breakthroughs.
- Tuesday, December 13, 2022

EUROPE LINKS CRIME TO IMMIGRATION U.S. HIDES THE TRUTH

EUROPE LINKS CRIME TO IMMIGRATION U.S. HIDES THE TRUTHBefore you can solve a problem, you must acknowledge that it exists. Illegal immigration is a major problem, but Joe Biden and his inept cabal continue to bury their head in the sand and deny it. Sweden on the other hand is acknowledging the problem and has proven that a clear link exists between their increase in crime and the increase in immigration. Sweden is a very passive country, so when violent crime became too familiar it began to track its origins.
- Friday, December 9, 2022

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, (COUGH) TOP FBI OFFICIAL STEPS DOWN

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, (COUGH) TOP FBI OFFICIAL STEPS DOWNHave you noticed how every time something suspicious happens with Democrats they want to pass it off as a coincidence? They treat the American public like buffoons, then snicker as the bought and paid for media completes the illusion. Case in point, Steven D’antuono who is the assistant director in charge of the FBI’s Washington field office, suddenly announced his retirement. D’Antuono released this written statement:
- Friday, December 9, 2022

'IF THEY WOULD RATHER DIE, THEY’D BETTER DO IT THEN AND DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION'

SCROOGE, TRUDEAU:If you’re a fan of old Christmas movies like I am, then I’m sure you love the classic story that’s told in Charles Dicken’s “A Christmas Carol.” In the story, the main character Ebeneezer Scrooge, is a miserable tortured soul that thinks only of money and has no time for sympathy towards anyone or anything. He especially despises Christmas and when approached for a donation to give to the poor he asks if the shelters and workhouses still exist. When he is told that yes they do still exist, but many would rather die than go there, he responds with “If they would rather die, They’d better do it then and decrease the surplus population.”
- Thursday, December 8, 2022

WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS ORDER LOBSTER

WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS ORDER LOBSTERThe Biden administration is long on hypocrisy and short on truth. It began during the campaign when Biden appeared to be against legislating by executive order. “I have this strange notion; we are a democracy there are things you can’t do by executive order unless you’re a dictator. We’re a democracy. We need consensus.” Of course he did the exact opposite. In his first January, Biden issued a mind boggling 22 executive orders. In comparison, Obama who ranks second issued 9 while Trump issued only 7.
- Monday, December 5, 2022

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